Morgonhumor
Jag vet inte hur många som växte upp med sin fars filmer med Chuck Norris men jag var en av dem^^ Den hårda superhårdingen, mannen av alla män - Chuck. haha jag var aldrig ett superfan men med det man vet om honom är det svårt att inte dra på smilbanden över ironin i följande ;
1. Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land
2. Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
3. There used to be a street namned after Chuck Norris, but it was changed cause nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
4.Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone
5. Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke...that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
6.Chuck Norris once roudhoused kicked The Hulk in the face...he now lives in the forest and changed his name to Shrek...
7.Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
8. Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
9. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as giraffes.
10. Chuck Norris once threw a grenade in a party..50 persons were killed. Then the grenade exploded.
Aaah en sådan karlakarl! Kika in här om du inte har fått nog än haha Du kan tom. få en alldeles egen t-shirt;)
Chuck Norris bullets always hit their target, they know better then to miss;)
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